My Email Address Hits it Big; Has Plans to Retire
Today, my email address got some wonderful news. "Your Email Addres Has Won Award" said the message.
It was one of only "10 lucky winners in the Euro Millones Lottery International Email Address draw[ing]" Funny that the prize officials chose to notify her through the Law-Lib listserv then. I hope all those other email addresses don't feel jealous.
When I asked my email address what she plans to do with her winnings, she said that she planned to retire on a beach somewhere and drink Mai Tais. I'll miss her. I hope that she sends a postcard.
[I've seen some pretty dumb spam in my day, but this one made me laugh]